It seems a professor in North Carolina has had enough of feminist political correctness. The College Fix reports:
Professor Mike Adams of the University of North Carolina-Wilmington has announced his plans to organize the first annual Penis Monologues on his campus, saying it will be a welcome addition to the academic discourse on private parts.
He billed his event as a counter-protest to the popular Vagina Monologues, performed annually at universities across America . . .
Adams, author of the 2008 book “Feminists Say the Darndest Things: A Politically Incorrect Professor Confronts ‘Womyn’ on Campus,” states:
“On June 6, 2014, at my university, UNC-Wilmington, I’m proud to be sponsoring our first annual penis monologues,” Adams declared in his original column for ClashDaily.com. “It will be complete with numerous monologues such as ‘The Little Hoo Hoo Dilly That Could’ and ‘My Angry White Hoo Hoo Dilly.’ We’ll even hang signs on the wall saying ‘Hoo hoo dillies unite!’ and ‘No cha chas allowed!’.”
There's more at the link.
Prof. Adams' entire column may be read here. It's not exactly safe for work, because he excoriates the Vagina Monologues in pretty blunt language, but it's highly entertaining.