Today's award goes to a disbelieving driver in Belo Horizonte, Brazil.
A pick-up was ... parked on the street near a construction site where the sidewalk was being increased.
Construction workers nearby asked the driver to move.
But he refused, and walked off - only to return to find the motor set into the pavement.
It is not know who wrote 'FACILITO' on the vehicle's windows - Portuguese for 'facilitating'.
There's more at the link, including more photographs.
That'll teach him . . .