Today's award goes to a mustachioed cross-dresser in Sharjah, one of the United Arab Emirates. CNN reports:
Police arrested an Indian man for "violating public decency" and breaching modesty laws after he dressed in traditional Arab women's clothing and slipped into a women-only park in Sharjah, one of the United Arab Emirates.
It was not clear if the man's moustache might have been a weak point in his disguise.
There's more at the link, including a rather incongruous mug-shot of the offender.
Gee, you'd think he'd have thought to shave off his mustache before trying to pass himself off as a woman . . . or was he, perhaps, thinking of camels at the time?