The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Thursday, May 14, 2009
The wrong kind of 'earth moving'!
I'm dumbfounded by a report from Arndale, Oklahoma. It seems that a certain Shirley Dent tried to use a jackhammer as a dildo to 'pleasure herself' - and, unsurprisingly, suffered fatal injuries in the process.
Perhaps there was some sort of mental illness or instability involved. After all, what normal person would even consider using something like that, for something like that?
One has to feel sorry for the late Ms. Dent . . . but I have to point out that she must have misread Hemingway. His phrase was "Did the earth move for thee?" - not "Didst thou use an earth-moving implement?"
(Or, as an even more cynical friend put it, "She certainly lived up to her surname!")
Peter
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3 comments:
A what? I've seen some pretty wild ideas, but not the use of something otherwise suited to demolishing sidewalks.
Jim
You can't fix stupid.
Assuming she didn't have any kids, she's certainly worthy of a Darwin award!
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