The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Monday, July 9, 2018
Verily, the mind doth boggle
Found on Gab this morning:
A bicycle . . . and a guitar . . . and a gun . . . in the shower. Would someone please explain their mutually supporting presence to me? Is this part of the millennial generation that I've somehow missed? Is this the "new clean"? Or is it, perhaps, social media showering?
Verily, the mind doth boggle!
Peter
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I prefer to play a banjo while bouncing on a pogo stick in the shower. I do keep a flintlock pistol and cutlass handy just in case though.
Extreme right side of the picture - xmas tree.
The guy had a hell of a haul and wanted to send a picture postcard to all his contributors(peeps?).
That would explain the toaster oven as well.
We must further deduce that he has taken a cycle ride in the woods. Clearly the weather was wet, the track was muddy and there were dangerous animals although it was not bad enough to prevent him stopping for a tune on the guitar. Nevertheless bicycle, guitar and gun returned covered in mud so were taken into the shower. We may additionally infer that he lives in a climate typical of the Mediterranean, with warm, wet winters.
You see, it all makes perfect sense!
"Picture is not related" used to be a meme. I'm guessing this guy wanted to involve the most random stuff he owned in a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot picture for the luls.
If that's not the case, I've got nothin'.
At least it's not an ELECTRIC Guitar.
Is that toaster oven running under Linux?
Google 'shower cookie meme' for a, well, shower cookie accompanied by a HK 91, LOL
If this were the cover on a 99¢ ebook, I'd spend the buck!
How about a caption contest for the book's title?
I'd go with "Space Raptor: Manila Vengeance".
Now that's FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
Some people just think that artistry and being eccentrically abstract are the same thing.
Hence, all these mindless and meaningless absurdities being passed off as expressions of "creativity".
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