Today's Doofus is from Sarasota in Florida.
A man stole a minivan from the county water plant and was caught when he topped 100 mph and someone called a “How’s My Driving?” phone number to complain.
Someone broke into the plant overnight, and workers noticed the minivan missing this morning.
A few hours later, in Manatee County, a driver saw the minivan speeding on U.S. 301 and decided to call the customer service number on a bumper sticker.
Manatee Sheriff’s deputies captured the driver at a Goodwill on 15th Street.
Moral of the story: if you're going to drive a stolen van like a maniac, make sure your wheels don't advise those around you where to complain about it!
Peter
1 comment:
There are doofi and then there are DOOFI! Geez, this guy qualifies on so many counts...
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