Received via e-mail from Holly:
Gonorrhea Lectim
The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced (NOT) "Gonna Re-elect 'im."
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.
Many victims contracted it in 2008 . . . but now most people after having been infected for the past 1-2 years are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It's sad, because it is easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out!
You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
Peter
2 comments:
I am stealing this to put up on face book Peter.
Rey B
wv word dement how perfect is that?
There is a treatment for it. It involves replacing the current strain with a seemingly more benign one. Unfortunately, one can't be entirely sure the new strain will stay benign or if it will mutate.
Antibubba
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