This has to be the most unusual crime report I've ever read! Bold print is my emphasis.
... surveillance photos show four people entering the building. Two are dressed in a banana costume and a lobster costume.
About the same time, someone took a wooden sculpture by the artist Clyde Jones from the building. The art work is worth about $1,000.
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Anyone who can help identify the people in the pictures is asked to contact ...
There's more at the link, including surveillance video of the costumed crooks.
I can understand the authorities' suspicions about the lobster - there's definitely something fishy about it. I hope their search for the banana bears fruit.
Thank you, thank you. Try the veal. I'll be here all week!