Today's winner comes from China - and I have to admit, this is one of the weirdest Doofus posts I've ever put up! The Austrian Times reports:
A porn addict who inserted a live eel up his backside after copying a kinky blue movie had to endure an all night emergency procedure by surgeons in southern China after finding he couldn't get it out.
Surgeons finally removed the 20 inch long Asian swamp eel - which weighed more than half a kilo [over a pound] - in the early hours of the morning after a lengthy treatment with drugs and medical probes.
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"This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth," they added.
There's more at the link, including an X-ray image of the eel inside the man's body.
There's so much one could say about this!
- Clearly, this guy wasn't thinking straight. In fact, he had more than his head up his ass!
- He doesn't need an implant - he's already eel-ongated!
- I'm glad for his sake that the surgeons were so ef-fish-ient.