How about a Christmas tree made of four tons of chocolate?
Four tons of chocolate . . . somehow I can't quite get my mind around having that in my living-room! I'd probably die from a chocolate overdose - but what a way to go!
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!