Courtesy of Miguel at the Gun Free Zone:
Chief Judge Sol Wachtler ... said district attorneys now have so much influence on grand juries that “by and large” they could get them to “indict a ham sandwich.”
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Given the unprecedented latitude [Special Counsel Robert] Mueller seems to have in his prosecutorial discretion, that Trump wasn’t indicted means that either Mueller is a secret Trump backer or Trump is less culpable than the average ham sandwich in DC.
Oh, that's priceless . . .