Today's music was automatically chosen by this video of a dumbass robber in Denver, which I found over at IOTWReport. It qualifies for a Doofus Of The Day award - I mean, really? Dropping his gun and his trousers? - but since it's Sunday, you get it as a freebie.
After that, what else could I play but the Benny Hill Show theme (originally known as "Yakety Sax")?
And for those who never saw the theme "in action", as it were, here's the conclusion to one of Benny Hill's TV episodes.
And another one: