A giggleworthy article at the Gunmart blog classifies you, as a gun owner, in terms of your choice of carry (i.e. defensive) ammunition. It's a hoot! A few excerpts:
Fiocchi – “I carry a Kel-Tec.”
Glaser Safety Slug – “I carry a Glock 7. Its made in Germany. It doesn’t show up on airport X-ray machines and it costs more than what you make in a month!”
Federal Premium Hydra Shock – “I used to be a cop.”
Corbon DPX – I have A.D.D. and am easily distracted by shiny… SQUIRREL!”
Sellier & Bellot – “I am a member at more than three gun forums, and I buy all of my ammo online.”
Hornady Critical Defense – “I drive a mini van and shop at IKEA.”
There's more at the link.
If you hang around gun forums a lot, you'll know precisely what the author is talking about. Having been a member and moderator at two of the biggest gun forums during the 1990's and early 2000's, I found myself laughing and nodding as I read the list.