We have three sexual Doofi for our delectation.
Doofi #74 and #75 are Lin Gu and Lee Shin of Taiwan.
Two lovers ended up in hospital in Taiwan after their car plunged 150ft down a cliff face as they made love in the back seat.
Lin Gu, 25, and lover Lee Shin, 29, were left with broken bones and bruises after their car toppled over the edge of a hill in XinDian, reports Today News.
A spokesman for police who were called by witnesses said: "They had parked up close to the edge of the mountain and had left the handbrake off.
"When they started having sex the rocking motion started the car moving and it rolled off the hill. They were lucky they were not more seriously hurt."
The two lovers had driven to a deserted mountain road and parked but their movements made the car topple over the edge and roll down to the bottom of the valley.
Despite their injuries - and being covered with mud and grass - the couple managed to clamber back up to the road where the woman asked the man to keep walking while she sought help at a nearby house.
Homeowner Chen Chenggang said the woman pleaded with him not to reveal how the accident happened as her husband "would definitely sue for divorce".
I guess she should have thought of that earlier . . .
Doofus #76 is Jonathon Guabello, of Fort Myers in Florida.
Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him.
The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep.
When Guabello became irate, authorities say the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.
Guabello was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.
I've heard it said that 'love hurts' . . . but I never knew how often it involved self-inflicted injuries!
Peter
2 comments:
I'm curious as to the charge for the last one: "firing a weapon in an occupied building". How exactly does one discharge a firearm in a building that is *not* occupied? Obviously the building is occupied by the person discharging the firearm, no?
I'm going to try the old "shooting myself in the arm" trick if I don't get lucky tonight.
I'll let you know how it goes if and when they let me out of the MS State Looney Bin.........
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