Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Doofus Of The Day #575

Today's winner comes from Florida.

A Naples man is accused of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after an incident Friday outside a bank, where he told deputies he was half orangutan and needed to call the “Fusion Center” to ask about his monkey blood.

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In addition to monkey blood, Loescher repeatedly told deputies he was the director of the CIA and later told them he was Elvis Presley’s brother and a good friend of “President Bush” with whom he shares an attorney.

There's more at the link.

I knew orangutans were an endangered species, but I didn't realize just how endangered! If they share a blood relationship with this guy, they must be on their last legs!



Anonymous said...

Florida has a huge and powerful weirdness magnet buried somewhere - either under the Wally-World like meccas of Orlando or the lawn flamingo paradise of Miami - Ft.Lauderdale. Whichever, whenever I see truly weird stuff, I expect it to be here.

SiGraybeard @ work

Mockingbird said...

Ya'll correct. We're all bozos on the Sunshine State bus.