Courtesy of a link at Instapundit, we find Teresa Neilsen Hayden's collection of mangled, misspoken and mutilated phrases and expressions. They're priceless - albeit unbelievably wince-inducing to those of us who love the language! Here are a few examples.
malice of forethought
he was the hunter, and she his query
And, from the comment thread:
their cloaks bellowed behind them (Renee)
Earth fell under the alien yolk (Lisa Goldstein)
yay, verily (Owlmirror)
he put his hands around her waste (Mrs. TD)
Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder (Ariella)
that medieval system of government … called Futilism (Ariella)
“Bare with me,” said the stripper. (Writerious)
There are many more at the link. Go read, and giggle with me!