Friday, March 15, 2013

Doofus Of The Day #684

Today's winner comes from Arkansas.

5:30 p.m. Sunday officers were called to 4303 Aggie Road.  According to a witness, Craft was traveling at a “high rate of speed” when her 2001 Pontiac Grand Am rounded a corner and hit the under panel of his trailer.

Another witness told police that Craft, who was dressed in a white sweat shirt with no pants or shoes on, began yelling at him.  According to the police report, she grabbed the man’s daughter and got into his son’s Power Wheels truck.

The man told police he grabbed his children and took them to his parent’s house.  When he came back out he said Craft was still in the toy truck “trying to drive it.”

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Officer Scott Byrd administered a portable breathalyzer test to Craft.  “Because she could barely stand,” he and Officer Cody Coley had to hold her shoulders “so that she would not fall over,” according to Byrd’s report.

Byrd reported the PBT gave a reading of .217 blood alcohol content, which is nearly three times the legal limit.

There's more at the link.

Drunk in charge of a Power Wheels truck?  That's for driving under age, not under the influence!



Rev. Paul said...

You say Arkansas ... are you sure that wasn't Dutch Harbor? It sounds tailor-made for the Unalaska Police Blotter! :)

Anonymous said...

The best part is her bottomless state.