Today's award goes to an inebriated motorist in Washington state. The Seattle Times reports:
Police discovered that the owner had reported his car stolen because he did not want his buddy, whom he believed to be inebriated, driving the Audi.
How reporting the car stolen would prevent his friend from taking the wheel is not clear.
But the “victim” was right about his buddy’s condition, according to Seattle police.
The 911 caller was arrested on suspicion of making a false police report. The 911 caller’s buddy was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence.
There's more at the link.
So, an inebriated vehicle owner calls the cops to tell them that his car - in which he's currently sitting - has been stolen, in order to avoid it being used by an inebriated friend - who's already driving it. How many mistakes can you find in this picture?