Today's winner is from South Carolina.
A 63-year-old James Island man woke up naked in an Orangeburg County, S.C. motel room with his wallet and car missing after a night of drinking with two people he picked up on Interstate 95 last week, according to WBTV.
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The victim told investigators he and the unknown hitchhikers had a lot to drink, and he passed out.
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The man, who said he had never picked up hitchhikers before, said he wasn’t sure if he had given his drinking partners permission to take his vehicle.
There's more at the link.
One hopes he's single. If not, he's going to have a heck of a job explaining all this to his wife . . .