Today's Doofus was encountered in Florida, although it's not clear whether our winner is also from that state. The Huffington Post reports:
Anal tattoos are the "next big thing."
Or, at least, that's what some people are saying after meeting this woman at the 17th annual South Florida Tattoo Expo, which was held at the Marriott Hotel, Golf Club & Convention Center in Coral Springs, Fla., last weekend.
It felt "really, really good," the 22-year-old said of the process.
One observer noted that the whole anus-tattooing thing seemed pretty "cool."
"It's kind of a neat thing to do," he told a reporter from the New Times Broward-Palm Beach.
Users on social news site Reddit were quick to pick up on this "trend."
Many appeared to disagree, however, that anal tats are a good idea, and few were able to stay away from the seemingly requisite bathroom humor that comes with the territory.
There's more at the link.
CAUTION - NOT SAFE FOR WORK! - There's also a video report about the 'lady' concerned. View it at your own risk. (Brain bleach may be required afterwards.)
I can't help but wonder . . . is tattooing the name of your significant other in that particular location (as the 'lady' in question did) really a good idea? I mean, a bad case of the runs might indicate something other than overflowing love, wouldn't you say? And I think any comments about an 'anal-retentive' attitude would be superfluous . . .