Tuesday, October 11, 2011

The case of the unwanted enema???

That's the headline over at The Smoking Gun, which reports:

... a 53-year-old man who is “visually impaired” called cops in early May to report a bizarre encounter in his apartment. The man, whose name cops redacted from the report, said that an unknown female entered his home one Sunday afternoon and announced that she “needed to give him an enema.”

While the man “thought this to be somewhat strange,” he did not think the enema was “entirely out of the question as he had undergone surgery on his intestines recently and assumed it may have been ordered by his doctor even though he had not been notified.”

The woman guided the man into his bedroom, where she had him lie face down on the bed “with his pants pulled down. The female then gave [the man] what he presumed was an enema and immediately left.” The man told cops that he was “unsure and didn’t want to do it,” but that things “happened so fast he did not have a chance to object.”

He described himself as “befuddled” by the events of May 1.

The day after the unscheduled enema, the man called his doctor and “asked if they had sent the woman to his house.” The doctor replied that he had not ordered the enema, and “suggested that he notify the police.”

There's more at the link, including a link to the police report.

I don't care how 'visually impaired' he was . . . just why the hell would anyone submit to a surprise - and very rapid - enema without at least checking to see who ordered the damn thing??? And what sort of motivation could 'an unknown female' have to give an enema to a complete stranger? What kind of mental aberration could produce such a desire? (Shudder!)

Oh, well . . . if the cops ever identify and catch her, I suppose they'll announce the arrest of Public Enema Number One!



Bob said...

Michael Kenyon? Nah, probably not.

Jerry said...

That was quite a story just to deliver that punch line.

Aren't you the least bit ashamed?

Wayne Conrad said...

Has this poor man confused fantasy (ugh) with reality? Or does he need a cover story to explain why certain embarrassing items were found in his home?

Peter said...

@Jerry: Ashamed? Moi?


trailbee said...

Don't you remember Carry on Nurse and the daffodil?

Groundhog said...

Perhaps they were just trying to get to... The END!!!

Dave O. said...

Uh, that would be public enemy number...two.