Today's winner is from Vallejo in California.
At about 6 a.m., a groundskeeper of Blue Rock Springs Park heard a man screaming when he arrived at work. He then called the police to investigate.
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The man told police that he had been stuck in the [child's] swing since 9 p.m. Friday after he allegedly made a $100 bet with his friends. He proceeded to lube himself with laundry detergent to get into the swing, police said.
The friends then reportedly left him swinging through the night.
There's more at the link.
A couple of points for our
- If you have to lube yourself to squeeze into a swing's leg holes, getting out of them isn't likely to be easy, or painless, or fun.
- With friends like those, who needs enemies?