Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Why movie revenues are dropping


Critic Roger Ebert offers five reasons for the decline. The most important, in my experience, is his No. 3.

3. The theater experience. Moviegoers above 30 are weary of noisy fanboys and girls. The annoyance of talkers has been joined by the plague of cell-phone users, whose bright screens are a distraction. Worse, some texting addicts get mad when told they can't use their cell phones. A theater is reportedly opening which will allow and even bless cell phone usage, although that may be an apocryphal story.


There's more at the link.

I can't figure out why Hollywood hasn't realized this long ago. It's the main reason why I haven't been to a movie theater in years! I detest being treated like an idiot, forced to sit through what seems like hours of advertisements, previews, etc. before the feature film begins; expected to pay ridiculous prices for not only my ticket, but also for low-quality snacks and soft drinks once I get inside; the theater itself was (and, I'm told, still is) frequently dirty, smelly and sticky; and worst of all, the audiences (at least, up to the point where I gave up in disgust) were getting noisier, less polite, and more irritating every time I went to the movies. (Pagers were bad enough in my younger days, but I understand that the advent of cellphones has only made things worse.)

Eventually I simply gave up, and for the past twenty-odd years I've watched only videos and DVD's. Based on what Mr. Ebert has to say, I don't think I'll be returning to a movie theater anytime soon . . .

Peter

8 comments:

Swamp Dog said...

I'm with you brother! I have a 50 inch LED, a big comfy recliner, a pantry full of snacks, and a good looking gal to snuggle up with if the urge strikes me. So why would I put myself through all the inconveniences you just described? Probably never again will I go to a theater.

Bryan Reavis said...

One of my friends takes his cell jammer with him when we go to the cinema. With the flick of a switch *poof* no cell traffic in the theater.

Unknown said...

Amen!

Shrimp said...

The last two movies I've been to have been at The Movie Tavern, where you can be served beer and food while watching a movie. A fairly nice experience, all things considered.

That said, I haven't been to a movie in over two years, and the price is a huge reason why. And the "audience participation" in the movie-going experience is definitely the other reason.

Like Swamp Dog, I much prefer watching my movies at home on my 49" TV (curses, now I have to get a bigger one!) with all the beer, snacks and comforts I want. And I can pause it, or rewind it if my old ears are failing me and I didn't hear what the one actor said to the actor.

Who needs a movie theater?

FrankC said...

"I didn't hear what the one actor mumbled to the actor."
Fixed it for you.

Anonymous said...

The last two times I went to a movie theater - years ago now - one had the volume set brain scrambling loud so that it was painful to be in the theater. My ears are still ringing.

The other time, the projector conked out shortly after the movie started. After 10 minutes or so of no action from the projection room, I went in search of a tech. Could find no one at all except the popcorn kid at the concession stand. Told him. He must have been the tech, too. The movie started up again shortly.

So, for years I've been doing the home viewing thing. Even with movies filmed in English, I use the subtitle function because so many actors mumble their lines or the dialogue is drowned out by the other sounds in the movie.

Anonymous said...

I won't go to a movie theater because of the volume level. I don't know about others, but it's at or above the pain threshold for me! I'd rather wait until the movies come out in video.
MichigammeDave

Christina RN LMT said...

I love going to the movies. I try to go to weekday matinees, so I can avoid most of the idiots out there. If anyone near me is talking, I tell 'em to shut up. I've never had a problem. The worst experience in the past decade was at the movie theater near the Santa Fe Station Casino in Vegas. It was so dirty, mice ran across our feet during the show. That was the last time I went there! I hear they've shut down since then...