Here's a hint.
If you want to do yoga naked on the beach . . . put your clothes on afterwards!
The discovery of two sets of clothes abandoned on a beach led to a £10,000 police search.
A manhunt began when a pile of clothing was found on 10.30pm Monday night. A second set was found around 1.30am on Tuesday.
The search involved police divers and three separate teams of coastguards in Margate, Kent.
The mystery was solved when a man from Margate contacted police at 11.30am yesterday to say he had been doing yoga on the beach in the early hours.
He told police he had forgotten where he left the clothes - and had taken a spare set for just such an eventuality. Then he apparently left them as well.
A source at Margate police station added: 'We've got enough crime around here as it is without having our guys' time wasted with some idiot who fancied trying out the lotus position in the middle of the night.'
If this doofus left both sets of clothing on the beach, how the heck did he get home stark naked? Walking? Driving?
And where did he keep his keys?
Perhaps I don't really want to know that . . .