This is why, despite the existence of so-called 'battery operated boyfriends', electricity is seldom considered a sex aid in and of itself . . .
(WARNING: Probably not safe for work!)
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!