Today's winner is from China.
One moment he thought he was just an anonymous punter in a backstreet brothel.
The next he's in the nude hanging off a drainpipe after police burst into the brothel he was using in eastern China.
As the doors were smashed down the customer, leaving his clothes behind, ran on to the roof of the rundown apartment bloc in Changchun, Jilin province.
He then shinned down what appears to be a huge drainpipe and then ran off into the backstreets.
There's more at the link, including more photographs.
I daresay locals now know this gentleman by rather more than the cut of his cloth!