Thursday, December 3, 2009

Doofus Of The Day #296

Today's Doofus comes from Germany.

A luckless crook surrendered to police after four robberies flopped in the same day.

Ralf Lautenbach, 24, fled after trying to hold up two hotels which set security guards on him - and then abandoned a break in at the local tax office in Muelheim an der Ruhr, Germany.

Finally the failing would-be crook handed himself in after he was trapped in his getaway car after using it to ram a bank security cash van.

"He needs a change of job," said one officer.

Indeed he does! - but I'm not sure I'd recommend him to any other employer. With an accident-prone record like that, just think of the damage he could do in an honest job!


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