Snorting soda through my nose . . .

. . . at these two blog entries I found today.

From Captain Tightpants, who had an unfortunate experience trying to change his vehicle's oil, this quote of the week:

Jiffy Lube, may you be sodomized by a rabid yak.

And from Dr. Grumpy, an encounter with a more than usually confused patient:

Dr. Grumpy: "What kind of exercise are you doing?"

Miss Fit: "Yogurt."

Dr. Grumpy: "You're on a yogurt diet?"

Miss Fit: "No, yogurt. The exercise thing, where you hold different positions and stretch."

Dr. Grumpy: "You mean yoga."

Miss Fit: "Whatever."

As my buddy Lawdog would say: Gigglesnort!



Peter