. . . at these two blog entries I found today.
From Captain Tightpants, who had an unfortunate experience trying to change his vehicle's oil, this quote of the week:
Jiffy Lube, may you be sodomized by a rabid yak.
And from Dr. Grumpy, an encounter with a more than usually confused patient:
Dr. Grumpy: "What kind of exercise are you doing?"
Miss Fit: "Yogurt."
Dr. Grumpy: "You're on a yogurt diet?"
Miss Fit: "No, yogurt. The exercise thing, where you hold different positions and stretch."
Dr. Grumpy: "You mean yoga."
Miss Fit: "Whatever."
As my buddy Lawdog would say: Gigglesnort!